Helloooo!Show me 10 to 20 of your recent screenshots, picked at random.
Your screenshots know you
Poto the robot draws your portrait from them — funny, tender, never mean.
Switch to your phone
Psst — Portreto works much better on your phone: that's where your screenshots live. So scan this QR code ✌️
Stay on this computer
Only Poto the robot reads your screenshots in 10 sec, and deletes them right away, 100% guaranteed!
An example? Ganaël's — the guy who built me.
How it works
- 1Show me 10 to 20 screenshots, picked at random.
- 2I read them — me, not a human — then destroy them. Twenty seconds.
- 3You get your portrait and your spiritual cousin. Share it, or don't.
What they say
“hilarious, but also very thoughtful, and incredibly accurate”
“Very funny, and motivating!”
“The app did the rounds of the whole office!”
“the freshness of the indie web”
Questions
What happens to what I send you?
Your screenshots are analyzed, then destroyed. Right away. I keep no copy and no memory of them, and nobody at Portreto can see them. The only thing that stays is the text I write — without your name — so I can get better at writing.
How many screenshots, and which ones?
Between 10 and 20, picked at random. Really at random: the last ones you took, no sorting. Sorting is what ruins it — the truer the pile, the better the portrait.
Is it free? What's the catch?
Free, no account, no cookies. The only catch is you might get hooked. If you want to buy me a bubble tea afterwards, you can — but nothing says you have to.
Does it work on a computer?
Yes, but your screenshots live on your phone. So I'll show you a QR code, you scan it, and we carry on where they are.
Is this portrait serious?
No. Well, yes: I do my best with what I see, plus a fair amount of humor. But I'm not a therapist, a coach or a fortune teller. If the portrait makes you smile, that's a win. If it annoys you, I missed — it doesn't mean something's wrong with you.
Who is Poto?
Me. A small screenshot reader, made by a cheerful French team that likes memories, diaries, and machines with a bit of wit. I draw portraits. That's all I do, but I do it well.
So, shall we?
Only Poto the robot reads your screenshots in 10 sec, and deletes them right away, 100% guaranteed!
NB: Portreto is a playful, independent project that respects your privacy. An experience imagined by the joyful French team at Memoreto.